I wonder if this caused any heart attacks
You know what I hate about this? The fact that monitors and perspective don’t work that way. This whole thing has to be staged because no one is observing it from the same angle as the camera.
This is so unfunny and awful and scary.
Maybe i’ll just turn this into a Joe Biden Tumblr. Look at him. You know he’s whispering to her about his Swiss Chalet. (It has a hot tub.)
This is the way the world ends.
No, not that one.
I dreamt that I was in Europe with a bunch of friends, and at the hotel we were staying at Jon Hamm was teaching a Bonsai class. He was personalizing the trees, and when it was my turn he asked me what I really liked, to which I replied “dogs.” He gave me a Don Draper stare and then said “Ok, so you’re really friendly and energetic” to which I nodded (sure!) and then he gave me my very own Bonsai tree with a little card that had my face on it. I liked this dream very much.