I dreamt that I was in Europe with a bunch of friends, and at the hotel we were staying at Jon Hamm was teaching a Bonsai class. He was personalizing the trees, and when it was my turn he asked me what I really liked, to which I replied “dogs.” He gave me a Don Draper stare and then said “Ok, so you’re really friendly and energetic” to which I nodded (sure!) and then he gave me my very own Bonsai tree with a little card that had my face on it. I liked this dream very much.
“We should pay you for this class that mixes the swinging and spinning of advanced Pole Dancing with the hottest Strip Bar choreography. We recommend that you show some skin and wear shorts to this class and don’t forget to bring a pair of your sexiest heels!”
I’d hazard a guess that a woman did not write this class description caption for Crunch.
“When I went to the school to address the incident, the teacher smiled and explained it away to her, in front of me, “he probably has a crush on you”. Okay, the boy walked up to my daughter, grabbed and held her by the arm and forcibly removed her bracelets from her as she struggled and you want to convince her that she should be flattered? Fuck off. I am going to punch you in the face but I hope you realize it is just my way of thanking you for the great advice you gave my daughter.”—http://viewsfromthecouch.com/2012/02/12/you-didnt-thank-me-for-punching-you-in-the-fac/
1) Reddit IAmA. Most people are pretty familiar with this amazing series on Reddit, but it’s interesting that content programming this precise and defined has emerged organically out of a user-generated platform.