April 2009
7 posts
A Bourgie future terrorist
This is a response to a facebook event Hillary recieved. I made her forward it to me. I would say this response took this guy around 35 minutes, 5 foreign-brand camel cigarettes, one poop, and 2 glasses of red wine. You know this guy is going to keep being disheartened by another crack in the sidewalk and the turning of seasons and turn into an islamic terrorist. I’m here to help!
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It's complicated with facebook
Stuff like what is posted below absolutely disgusts me. It is a facebook group I was asked to join. A group. About the demise of a private relationship between two people. It currently has 110 members. This has all gotten out of control.
” I screwed up. I profoundly hurt my boyfriend, so much so that I was able to convince him that I am no longer the boy with whom he fell in love....
Lost and Found →
very cool. Of all the suitcases, I would like to hang out with the owner of #4.
I had a really creepy dream!
This dream was so badass. I’ve only got bits and pieces left in my brain of it because I waited until now to blog about it but here we go:
So the setting was basically Faulkner’s Sanctuary and post-apocolyptic NYsizzle rolled into one (fun!) in a bar. A cool bar. Well, it started out being cool. A cool bar for me has 4 components: 1. Cheap drinks. Not ‘new york cheap’ but...
Live every week like it's shark week
I’m watching 30 Rock right now. I’ve never actually met anyone that says they don’t like this show. That would be very unsettling for me. Like if someone said they found the sight of a bunch of bernese mountain dog PUPPIES playing in the park to be distasteful. Alec Baldwin is my power animal. People always reference that voice mail he left his daughter. That just makes me like...
question
Q: What’s the best way to utilize one’s time at an unpaid internship?
A: Start a completely self-serving and gratuitious tumblr account!
Here I am interweb! You’re gonna love me.