October 2010
6 posts
Smart Dreaming
I was having the coolest, most educated dream I have ever had just now (8 a.m. Saturday morning) when my roommate’s alarm went off. He was sleeping upstairs on our couch, even though he has a bedroom downstairs. Anyways, it was about POWs, the judicial system, and our dwindling resources. One judge took away the extra blanket from the son of a expat British couple aarrrg I don’t...
Oct 30th
No Babies in a Cream →
So first of all, yes, there is a cream that you can put on your body that will stop mini-humans from growing all up inside of you. I guess that’s pretty weird. Not any stranger than any other birth control methods though, really. Because, duh, skin is our largest organ. I guess you only have to put a really small amount on. Most of the ick factor I think would come from the thought of women...
Oct 28th
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Easy Halloween Costumes →
insoutswhathaveyous: Lauren’s Halloween Video Thank you to the proprietor of insoutswhathaveyous for recognizing my blog-zistence! (Can I say your name? Is is a secret? The name of my blog is my full name. Maybe that’s a bad idea.) Anywho, the beautiful and talented Lauren of my alma mater DailyCandy  made a high-lar-ious Halloween video filled with bits of geniosity and other great...
Oct 28th
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The world can be a real boner but at least people... →
Oct 27th
In other news
I think i’m going to update this thing more often. Are you reading this, 9 followers? ARE YOU? I’m too ‘tarded to install that thing that lets people leave comments so I’ll never know. Unless you want to hit me up on facebook that is. 
Oct 27th
Are you an adult? Are you on Facebook? Do you... →
The thought of people using a facebook app to self-diagnose autism fills me with a lot of…joy? Sadness? LOLZ? I guess if it came down to this or Farmville I’d choose the former as well.  The fact that it’s geared towards adults is also interesting, considering that it’s a relatively young disease in terms of actually being diagnosed. I feel like there are bunches of...
Oct 27th