Experiments I am Conducting
How many times can I use the same tissue before it becomes too gross even for me and/or breaks? Conversely: How many babes can I make eye contact with right as I blow snot into a tissue? How long before one of these enormous, body-rocking sneezes i’m having (in which i blindly stumble around for 2-3 seconds) causes me to become seriously injured? How unattractive can I make myself seem in...
Do you know what can smell like a million dollars?... →