February 2011
22 posts
Wilfred, the American adaptation of the hit... →
yourrailroadgate:
apparently this is a real thing
It’s like someone dived into my brain! Aww yeah. Stoned dogs.
Someone friend this whale →
I’m sorry. Were you having a good day? That’s going to be hard after reading sentences like these:
“In the immense solitude of the ocean, Alice is completely alone.”
“And one day, the NOAA hydrophones will record Alice’s unique voice one last time. And again, that farewell cry will get no reply. But it will not matter this time because, at last, Alice would...
I Stand With Planned Parenthood →
Are you a woman? Do you know one? Sign the letter.
“If you watch 127 Hours backwards it’s an uplifting story about a disabled...”
– Brendan Maclean
I got to say 'dick picnic' on DailyCandy →
Cross that one off the bucket list. Say it softly to yourself at first, then with increasing volume and vehemence and see how you feel. Dick Picnic!
So today is starting off with an influx of sophomoric, penis-related humor and I’m just going to roll with it. Join me on this journey.
Here we have a water polo team from Singapore. Is that a crescent moon on your swimsuit, or are you just...
"Adele sings the hell out of the songs on 21, but... →
yourrailroadgate:
Slant’s Matthew Cole is pretty much on the money here, even if he’s a bit harsh in my opinion.
Reluctantly agreed upon.
Egypt supports Wisconsin. →
Creep on creepin. →
Stand Up For Women's Health Rally This Saturday →
This is so important and terrifying to me that I need more time to sit alone with my thoughts in a controlled setting before I can be cohesive and calm instead of sputtering and tangential. Jackie Speier and Gwen Moore do a beautiful job of the former. Anywho, I’m going to this on Saturday. Probably I will make a sign. Want to come?
Normally I'm opposed to gratutious dog clothing →
But that was before I saw this. Are you kidding me with that button down and tie? I bet you would take your dog to a fancy dinner party in that. Would you get mad if he got it dirty? I bet you would. ‘Out, damn spot, out’ you’ll say, rubbing a little too hard on the offensive stain. (But actually your dog is named Spot and there is nothing really on his shirt). Or something....
Important pull quotes about the Westminster Winner... →
“Then, surrounded by photographers and television crews, she was served a medium-rare filet mignon on a silver platter at famed Theater District restaurant Sardi’s.”
“She did lick a few pieces. I think she’d rather have a nap.”
“She’s perfect in every way. She really is.”
“She’s fabulous, and she knows it”
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Jonathan Franzen Sat Across From Me On the G...
letsgomathias:
While I was reading his book, “Freedom”. He was a reading a very thick book about Picasso. We made eye contact and I’m not sure if he knew I was reading his words.
Then, when I got to work at the NY Post, where I’m a copyboy, and there’s a lot of downtime inbetween running around with copies, the chief copyeditor came up while I was reading “Freedom” and said, “Chris, this is the...
My idea of heaven
I wrote this a while ago and just found it again. Still sounds pretty great to me.
In my Heaven no one feels guilty. Everything that happens is present tense. There is no conditional, no past, no future. Just now. I don’t have to feel bad about anything not necessarily being true later, because right now it is. For instance, I am walking two giant Bernese mountain dog/ golden retriever...
I bet this kid is not a Belieber. →
But I mean WOW. Yes, Lucas Amory. You do you. Perhaps you do have to be born and raised on the Upper West Side by two for real violinists to be this cool, but even so! This is more adorable than when two animals that shouldn’t really be snuggle buddies are anyways.
Watchperplereign:
heart. breaking. cover.
I've actually never thought this was too... →
First off, millions of people changed their facebook status last year. What?!
Secondly, your taxes change depending on if you’re single, living with someone, or married. whaaaaaaat.
Herbie: Fully loaded, indeed. →
