Refinery 29 Wants You to Quit Drinking Coffee... →
Have you been doing this? Good lord man! Stop! There are SO MANY hot people who love coffee. Many of them will even serve it to you (but don’t tell them this is what’s happening). Shh, secrets.
Former Senator Very Resonably and Logically... →
“The Social Security system, in my opinion, is a flawed design, period. But having said that, the design would work a lot better if we had stable demographic trends … we don’t have enough workers to support the retirees. Well, a third of all the young people in America are not in America today because of abortion. … [My wife and I] have seven children, so we’re doing our part to...
The Best Photo On the Internet →
First of all: Um, wow. As my man Flava Flav would say wowwwwwwwwwwww. Secondly: This domain name! When was it bought? That would go for so much money now. Who owns it? Who is responsible for this photo? Why is it so amazing? How come that dress the cat is wearing is so beautiful?
Can someone please adopt this dog? →
It combines my favorite dog of all time (Bernese Mountain dog) will my favorite smaller dog (Corgi). Once you adopt him, please find out a way to communicate effectively so you can find out how that union came together, and whether or not it’s too painful to happen regularly.
The Cutest Dog Ever, Ya'll →
I love how the NYT is still pretending it doesn't... →
“While anyone with a Twitter account can “follow” any other user, the chosen can also be “unfollowed” with the click of a mouse.” Really guys? This reads like an Onion article. “If you didn’t know that party was going on, you’d be home contentedly reading your latest New Yorker,” Ms. Fake wrote. “But since you do, you hungrily watch each new tweet.” Of course that is what you...
You will not regret clicking on this. →
(Told you so).
Preemptive and Incorrect Umbrella Usage
I wrote this a while back for my buddy Luke over at PTSOTL but this morning got me annoyed all over again. The last paragraph is a little, um, intense for me these days (I didn’t have a job at the time and was generally kind of angry) so keep that in mind. “There is one very specific time when it is acceptable to use an umbrella: when it’s actually raining. Not misting, not...
March Madness! →
This is my favorite sports tournament. You just can’t predict it. Linked is the site where I’ll have a tab open to for the next couple of weeks. You can stream all the games. I organized the office pool and have been sending around emails to people who really probably don’t want to get them (hi sales team!) in general and ‘replying all’ on top of that. I’ve...
I Wish I Could Not Meet People Because I'm Busy... →
That show. God. I want to weep softly just thinking about it.
Twilight Cast Evacuated Amid Tsunami Fears →
tylercoates: lifeaquatic: “They’re evacuating us 4 a tsunami warning. If this … is my last my tweet. I love you. The end. Hugz,” Tinsel Korey, who plays Emily in the films, tweeted Friday morning. The seemingly terrified star, 30, followed up a few minutes later, “If this is the moment. Then I’ve lived a good life. And I’m thankful 4 everything I’ve been given.” “Hugz.” - Tinsel...
Snoop From The Wire Got Arrested for Selling Drugs... →
perplereign: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. also, YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP. Sometimes life imitating art (or the other way around) is not exactly the best.
Some quick and varied thoughts
It is like ‘eat-lunch-outside’ nice out right now. Which is what I shall do. Watch out bagel with smoked salmon, cream cheese, capers, and red onions. Your days are numbered. I just saw an elderly man looking at his cell phone through an enormous magnifying glass. It was a flip-up phone, not a smart phone. That would have been too much for me. Made me feel a lot of things. Made me...
What we (don't) talk about when we talk about... →
“Even now — after Mr. Sheen began carpet-bombing his bosses in radio rants, prompting CBS to shut down production on the show — observers still seem more entertained than outraged, tuning in to see him appear on every talk show on the planet and coming up with creative Internet memes based on his most colorful statements. And while his self-abuses are endlessly discussed, his abuse of...
Justin Bieber's Old Hair's Decision to Tour in... →
Justin Bieber’s old hair, which recently sold at auction for a whopping $40,688 dollars, has just announced a startling decision to join his current hair in concert for future tours. The casino which purchased the now really dead hair has shocked millions who realize how shitty it is to have your ex follow you around on tour. The decision, obviously right on the tail of Bieber’s...
The Charlie Sheen thing got really sad really...
It reminds me of the phenomenal movie Network from the 70s, in which an aging news anchor loses his marbles after being fired and is kept on air, entertaining the masses with his increasingly unstable rants, resulting in incredible ratings and…other things. Of course the blogs popped up immediately- Live the Sheen Dream and the one I posted below among them. He’s clearly unstable, and...
Listen to the new Wye Oak album 'Civilian' on NPR →
ahh wow. I suggest spending some time with this one.
Everything is fine. →