Any professional athlete who gets on TV or radio and says he never played with a...– Charles Barkley (via manabouttown) Sir Charles! xoxoxoxo forever.
I never know when anything is a joke anymore
choire: Introducing… Shame Begone. Perfect example. Earlier, this twitter account nearly brought me to tears because my 91-year-old grandpa is learning to use a computer and I had myself a MOMENT. But really, is this website for real?
My friend Holley made me a very sweet Ecard →
When I say lady, you say salad! Lady! Salad! Lady! Salad! Isn’t that a fun game? So, the other week I was getting lunch with some coworkers, and there were some other girls in front of us (I still say ‘girls’ by which I mean women in their mid-to-late twenties) and one of them ordered a salad, which prompted another to turn to her and say “I noticed you’ve been...
You Should Date An Illiterate Girl
Do those things, god damnit, because nothing sucks worse than a girl who reads. Do it, I say, because a life in purgatory is better than a life in hell. Do it, because a girl who reads possesses a vocabulary that can describe that amorphous discontent as a life unfulfilled—a vocabulary that parses the innate beauty of the world and makes it an accessible necessity instead of an alien wonder....
Do you have a cool place to stay? Can you make an omelet? Do you like to drink booze out of coffee cups? via The Hairpin