July 2011
35 posts
When I'm rich
My “side project” will be a little narcissistic gem I’ll call “Brunching with Jcrew.” You probably know where this is going, but it’ll solely consist of photos of the Jcrew outfits I’m wearing and the delicious brunch dishes I’m eating. I’ll have to move to Carroll Gardens, get an Iphone, get over being “that person” who pulls out...
June 2011
35 posts
messagesfrommatch:
Hello, Washington…. do you copy? We seem to have a communication failure. Interference, perhaps sunspots. An attractive alien has appeared on my radar screen. She is unlike most that I have encountered. She has an out-of-this-world smile, and says she knows the difference between two and too. I will try to make contact. Please advise.
Filed Under: 2012: A Match Odyssey
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““Just when you’re thinking you’re intellectually alone in the world, something...”
DailyCandy: True Blood Recap: Who's the Fairiest... →
dailycandy:
Sookie has landed in a fairy world that looks like a high school set of A Midsummer Night’s Dream where — wait for it — there’s glowing, apple-like fruit. Luckily, the ever-so-astute Miss Sookie catches on to the Disney lameness that surrounds her as she chats with her long-lost grandfather….
Bill may have given up on her, but He. Never. Did.
Just kidding. My friend just realized the extra...
Sometimes I forget i'm going to see Book of...
I just "re-launched" my "website."
Thanks to my friend Audria for helping me!
(By helping I mean sending me a link because the simple things I can’t do myself are surprising. See “reading”, “making jokes”, and “being an asshole”.) JKJKJK I’m obviously so good at those.
“NPR, National Endowment for the Arts, National Endowment for the Humanities, all...”
– Sarah Palin on Fox News’ Hannity (via reallyfoxnews)
< Insert joke about “the wheels really coming off the bus” here>
You know, I just can't say it enough
The new Bon Iver (which I only recently realized I’ve been pronouncing incorrectly) is something else. I keep listening to it as I’m going to sleep which ends up being counterproductive because I stay awake to listen. I’m listening to it and reading along with the lyrics right now, which are mostly nonsensical, fragmented, and gorgeous. They remind me of a mix between George...
Woops, I've been gone for a bit.
Stuff that has happened:
-Alec Baldwin joined twitter. So far I’ve tweeted at him “I’d do weird stuff if you asked me to. Not even sexual, just weird” and then as an example I said “I’d eat quail eggs with shockingly small utensils if you asked me to. Consider this normal-sized fork. http://bit.ly/mdJbws.”
No responses yet!
-I went to a BYOB strip club...
