Every country in the world bans the drinking of any beverage other than water....– Best bit of satire I’ve read in a while. You’ve done it, Mallory Ortberg. But who are you?
12. "Adios, amigos!" ["What does 'amigos' mean?"]... →
getthatlook: This was sooo fun to put together. Mothers and daughters, forever and ever.
THE waiter was on his second shirt. It was early evening on a deep-summer Sunday...– NYT. Daaamn. Way to be.
Check out my HuffPo-approved earthquake humor! →
surisburnbook: That’s right. I’m beautiful, I’m stylish, and I’m also hilarious. She speaks!
I forgot how good Rosie O'Donnell's poetry is
a young girl in nyc meets a pimp he cons her into a life of illusion she works for him no fun - no f-cking - no future she is owned when she sneaks out - to party the night away he freaks he roughs her up a bit shames her in front of the others teaches her to behave for his own benefit and just when we lost all hope cagney and lacey showed up they cuff the pimp they free the girl marybeth and...
"Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline...
andrearosen: stryker: ohhleary: OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. This woman is hilarious! If you elect me as your student government president, I promise today that there will be free snack and soda machines in every hall. Cole wins!
scrivo vivo: Sometimes I feel →
scrivovivo: Like the only girl on the Internet who generally really doesn’t like Hello Giggles. I’d like other opinions on this, because I personally find the content bland and poorly written and just basically uninteresting. And I don’t know if I “get it.” Prove me wrong? Agree with me? Give me some… I’m really underwhelmed by it. It has a forced middle-school precociousness to...
The Best (Worst) Lines from the NY Observer's Most...
I want to get wasted and make lists too. Here are my favorites: Anderson Cooper “Though he’s not explicitly out, CNN’s globe-hopping Vanderbilt is a friend of Kathy Griffin…” Oh, my god. Cameron Winklevoss “Whether or not he brings America home the gold, get to know him, and he just might win your heart. Or a settlement against you in court.” Actually he probably...
Peole who don't know about Harry Potter are...
Thanks to Gabby for interviewing some muggle about Harry Potter. Favorite: Not even close. Next question: What kind of creature is Dobby? It takes place in space, right? A space dog? A wizard dog. Some kind of moon unicorn? [Correct answer: Dobby is a house-elf.] Can you believe this idiot? When a dementor kisses you you become a prince. Yeah right lady. You wish. Dobby is kind of a moon...
DailyCandy: New music alert: We can’t get enough... →
dailycandy: New music alert: We can’t get enough of Canadian duo Data Romance’s chill beats and singer Amy Kirkpatrick’s sweet-as-honey vocals (think Stars meets electronica). And because the love is requited, the duo graciously made a downloadable mixtape just for DailyCandy readers. Catch their U.S….
Starting with the Khobar Towers bombing and...
That’s the kind of brinksmanship S&P is talking about. Paying our...– Willian Saletan’s essay on Slate. Spot-on.
I'm Glad That Watch The Throne is Great But...
mattjames: …I did have this image prepared in case it sucked: Oh well. It’s important to always be prepared!
'Explosive' Jackie O Tapes to be released →
They’ve been vaulted since their recording a few months after her husband’s death, but now the secret confessions of Jackie Kennedy Onassis will be released. The shocking tapes reveal that the former first lady believed that Lyndon Johnson and Texas businessmen were behind the assassination of her husband on Nov. 22, 1963. She also confesses to an affair with actor William Holden, an act of...
What a day!
First, Andover officially ruined hip hop and alternately blew my mind (sample lyric “These kids are so well-rounded you could call them perfect spheres.”) Then, I found about about The Social Tattoo Project. Do you want one of the top four trending devastating disasters tattooed on your body? If I could choose, right now I’d pick Norway. That sure made me sad. I can only...