The Emily Warman Story!

A fiery redhead with a devil-may-care attitude.

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Turning Tricks

We should pay you for this class that mixes the swinging and spinning of advanced Pole Dancing with the hottest Strip Bar choreography. We recommend that you show some skin and wear shorts to this class and don’t forget to bring a pair of your sexiest heels!”
  • I’d hazard a guess that a woman did not write this class description caption for Crunch. 

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4 of the books on my work desk are “Marshmallow Madness,” “The Obamas,” “Freedom,” and “Hello, Jell-o!” (Taken with instagram)

4 of the books on my work desk are “Marshmallow Madness,” “The Obamas,” “Freedom,” and “Hello, Jell-o!” (Taken with instagram)

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When I went to the school to address the incident, the teacher smiled and explained it away to her, in front of me, “he probably has a crush on you”. Okay, the boy walked up to my daughter, grabbed and held her by the arm and forcibly removed her bracelets from her as she struggled and you want to convince her that she should be flattered? Fuck off. I am going to punch you in the face but I hope you realize it is just my way of thanking you for the great advice you gave my daughter.
http://viewsfromthecouch.com/2012/02/12/you-didnt-thank-me-for-punching-you-in-the-fac/