This really does it for me. You have to listen to the song.
The Emily Warman Story!
A fiery redhead with a devil-may-care attitude.
Today in press releases:
Hi Emily,
What if you could help restore Mother Nature simply by shopping for fashionable accessories and clothes? Now you can.
omg you guys!
Turning Tricks
“We should pay you for this class that mixes the swinging and spinning of advanced Pole Dancing with the hottest Strip Bar choreography. We recommend that you show some skin and wear shorts to this class and don’t forget to bring a pair of your sexiest heels!”
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I’d hazard a guess that a woman did not write this class description caption for Crunch.
yes
Park Slope! America! Fuck yeah! (Taken with instagram)
uncomfy
(Source: wepions, via robdelaney)
4 of the books on my work desk are “Marshmallow Madness,” “The Obamas,” “Freedom,” and “Hello, Jell-o!” (Taken with instagram)
The story [Rihanna] wants to tell is the one in which the endangered woman doesn’t get out, or leaves for a while but comes back, or at best does leave, but can’t resolve the mixed feelings she has about her choice.
@askdotcom sent @DailyCandy their picks for the Oscar winners in a particularly cannibalistic fashion. (Taken with instagram)
When I went to the school to address the incident, the teacher smiled and explained it away to her, in front of me, “he probably has a crush on you”. Okay, the boy walked up to my daughter, grabbed and held her by the arm and forcibly removed her bracelets from her as she struggled and you want to convince her that she should be flattered? Fuck off. I am going to punch you in the face but I hope you realize it is just my way of thanking you for the great advice you gave my daughter.
