The Emily Warman Story!

chrismenning: chrisdaps: onlylolgifs: Elevator Prank I...

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 17:14:23 -0400

chrisdaps:

onlylolgifs:

Elevator Prank

I wonder if this caused any heart attacks

You know what I hate about this? The fact that monitors and perspective don’t work that way. This whole thing has to be staged because no one is observing it from the same angle as the camera.

This is so unfunny and awful and scary.

that’s really fucking cute Elizabeth Warren.

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:41:10 -0400

that’s really fucking cute Elizabeth Warren.

Maybe i’ll just turn this into a Joe Biden Tumblr. Look at...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 14:54:02 -0400

Maybe i’ll just turn this into a Joe Biden Tumblr. Look at him. You know he’s whispering to her about his Swiss Chalet. (It has a hot tub.)

mattstopera: Another great pic. Are you nervous?

Thu, 10 May 2012 15:40:19 -0400

mattstopera:

Another great pic.

Are you nervous?

RuPaul's Drag Race winner Sharon Needles on OWS

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:15:59 -0400

“To me, the Occupy protests looked more like a rainbow gathering than they did an actual demand for change. I would have been more cool with it if people said their platform was just, “We want to live downtown and make a scene.” Making a scene is cool, hippies are cool, punks are cool, but the mark was definitely missed. It got so much press and it went on for so long, but we all knew it was going to do absolutely nothing.”

PREACH.

textsfromhillaryclinton: Texting with Secretary Hillary...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 16:08:38 -0400

textsfromhillaryclinton:

Texting with Secretary Hillary Clinton.

(Proof of her submission.) (via: Stacy & Adam)

dying.

This is the way the world ends.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:09:11 -0400

This is the way the world ends.

buzzfeed: Texts From Hillary my lady

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:25:53 -0400

buzzfeed:

Texts From Hillary

my lady

I Had A Dream

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 10:49:32 -0400

No, not that one.

I dreamt that I was in Europe with a bunch of friends, and at the hotel we were staying at Jon Hamm was teaching a Bonsai class. He was personalizing the trees, and when it was my turn he asked me what I really liked, to which I replied “dogs.” He gave me a Don Draper stare and then said “Ok, so you’re really friendly and energetic” to which I nodded (sure!) and then he gave me my very own Bonsai tree with a little card that had my face on it. I liked this dream very much.

"I was thinking about an article I’m writing about birth control and the importance of..."

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:32:42 -0400

“I was thinking about an article I’m writing about birth control and the importance of reproductive freedom to women’s rights, and I didn’t remember to look the right way.”

- ny mag

This really does it for me. You have to listen to the song.

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 13:03:47 -0400

This really does it for me. You have to listen to the song.

Today in press releases:

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:40:22 -0400

Hi Emily,

What if you could help restore Mother Nature simply by shopping for fashionable accessories and clothes? Now you can.

omg you guys!

Turning Tricks

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:35:00 -0400

“We should pay you for this class that mixes the swinging and spinning of advanced Pole Dancing with the hottest Strip Bar choreography. We recommend that you show some skin and wear shorts to this class and don’t forget to bring a pair of your sexiest heels!”

I’d hazard a guess that a woman did not write this class description caption for Crunch.

papermag: True. yes

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:50:05 -0400

papermag:

True.

yes

Park Slope! America! Fuck yeah! (Taken with instagram)

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 18:07:26 -0500

Park Slope! America! Fuck yeah! (Taken with instagram)

uncomfy

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 16:42:51 -0500

uncomfy

4 of the books on my work desk are “Marshmallow...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:59:25 -0500

4 of the books on my work desk are “Marshmallow Madness,” “The Obamas,” “Freedom,” and “Hello, Jell-o!” (Taken with instagram)

"The story [Rihanna] wants to tell is the one in which the endangered woman doesn’t get out, or..."

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:47:46 -0500

“The story [Rihanna] wants to tell is the one in which the endangered woman doesn’t get out, or leaves for a while but comes back, or at best does leave, but can’t resolve the mixed feelings she has about her choice.”

- Ann Powers on Chris Brown, Rihanna and occupying the emotionally difficult space where blues women, country singers and girl groups once trod. (via nprmusic)

@askdotcom sent @DailyCandy their picks for the Oscar winners in...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:13:54 -0500

@askdotcom sent @DailyCandy their picks for the Oscar winners in a particularly cannibalistic fashion. (Taken with instagram)

"When I went to the school to address the incident, the teacher smiled and explained it away to her,..."

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:45:47 -0500

“When I went to the school to address the incident, the teacher smiled and explained it away to her, in front of me, “he probably has a crush on you”. Okay, the boy walked up to my daughter, grabbed and held her by the arm and forcibly removed her bracelets from her as she struggled and you want to convince her that she should be flattered? Fuck off. I am going to punch you in the face but I hope you realize it is just my way of thanking you for the great advice you gave my daughter.”

- http://viewsfromthecouch.com/2012/02/12/you-didnt-thank-me-for-punching-you-in-the-fac/